danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate

(Source: lizziefaguire, via laidierainicorn)

allidubbs:

latenightjimmy:

Last night we had a Guess Who character reunion, and everyone’s looking great.

[portraits by Lloyd Bishop]

OHMYGOD

(via thewindcrieschelsey)

staybeautifulhun:

the-one-exiled-angel:

majortvjunkie:

rnozzarellasticks:

hamburgay:

Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis

I think about this post a lot

now im just staring at my dick and thinking

well mine’s Coral Blue #5
image

Im so done

(via m3dd)

lastofthetimeladies:

we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently

(via ahnikanskywalker)

nahshaw:

I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

(via m3dd)

fruitylaughter:

mastermind-nanami:

jakemalik:

what is going on

something magically delicious

theRE IS EVEN ORANNGE JUICE

quoms:

dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie

(via m3dd)

the1johnson:

volkshaus:

apolitepunk:

This is the best dog ever.

Aw oh my god

Quite the dapper gent.

(via just-exhale-love)

mellarkish:

i would not wish this even against my greatest enemies
exceptence:

hippist:

kalories:

one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time

reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”


I actually love this
bobbymoynihan:

wow well you heard it hear first folks
marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.