witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via cumfort)

mind-ofa-panda:

awakethissoul:

memoirsofatrichotillomaniac:

A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter in this bittersweet short film

So you’ve been bitten by a zombie. So long, conscious brain activity, hello craving for human meat. But the protagonist of the short film Cargo has bigger problems than his impending demise: he has to find a way to save his infant daughter, even if he has to die first to do it.

Directed by Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke, Cargo was a finalist in Tropfest Australia 2013. It’s also a rather clever take on zombie genre tropes, with a story that isn’t about the survival of self, but the survival of another.

When I saw him walking with the balloon I lost it

Completely lost it

Whoa. This is really incredible.

I’m crying so much. This is so beautiful.

The fact that he knew what was happening to him, but knew he had to save his daughter. Just wow.

(Source: io9.com, via nott-youu)

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

(Source: from89, via a-promise-of-love)

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(Source: felixdawkins23, via infinite-ellipsis)

h0odrich:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle


'ginger princess but my bow long, make a snowman was a wack song…'
saule100:

Why We Love Being Single

somberthoughts:

credit to this kid in my class

(via m3dd)

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

(Source: hausofrave, via undolescent)

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

image

Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via lazy-ppl-problems)

lady-love-guts:

thegirlsareyoung:

clubteah:

I remember how my ex used to do that when she was sad, she sat on my lap and wrapped her legs around my waist and just kept kissing my neck softly and slowly and i stroked her back for like 2 hours without saying anything and that’s all and i really fucking miss her.

 

The caption hurts me in the heart bit

iveveotho:

beingimallyuk:

Blackstreet & Mya - Take Me There

omg memoriesssssss :’)

(via achicknamedemma)