i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate
Last night we had a Guess Who character reunion, and everyone’s looking great.
[portraits by Lloyd Bishop]
Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis
I think about this post a lot
now im just staring at my dick and thinking
well mine’s Coral Blue #5
Im so done
we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently
I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye
dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie
This is the best dog ever.
Aw oh my god
Quite the dapper gent.