discovers:

She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect

(via cuntinued)

krrsramblr:

poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

No but WAT

(via acceptyourownbrokenness)

zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

image

YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via kingb33rm4n)

cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

(Source: my-jane-doe, via lazy-ppl-problems)

deadwright:

songofages:

m0m-jeans:

jonwowker:

s-hmr13:

Why is this so awesome?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?

that’s butter

You put melted butter on popcorn?

yes. welcome to the new age.

(Source: foodishouldnoteat, via a-promise-of-love)

thatpeculiarkid:

This should not that funny. But it is.

(Source: sizvideos, via thatsmoderatelyraven)



Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via cumfort)

mind-ofa-panda:

awakethissoul:

memoirsofatrichotillomaniac:

A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter in this bittersweet short film

So you’ve been bitten by a zombie. So long, conscious brain activity, hello craving for human meat. But the protagonist of the short film Cargo has bigger problems than his impending demise: he has to find a way to save his infant daughter, even if he has to die first to do it.

Directed by Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke, Cargo was a finalist in Tropfest Australia 2013. It’s also a rather clever take on zombie genre tropes, with a story that isn’t about the survival of self, but the survival of another.

When I saw him walking with the balloon I lost it

Completely lost it

Whoa. This is really incredible.

I’m crying so much. This is so beautiful.

The fact that he knew what was happening to him, but knew he had to save his daughter. Just wow.

(Source: io9.com, via nott-youu)

fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

(Source: from89, via a-promise-of-love)

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(via infinite-ellipsis)

h0odrich:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle


'ginger princess but my bow long, make a snowman was a wack song…'
saule100:

Why We Love Being Single

somberthoughts:

credit to this kid in my class

(via m3dd)